Guys in my school:
It's people like Justin Bieber and One Direction that keep stealing away our girlfriends
Pfft... honey have you seen Super Junior?... not only do you have to look good, sing well and have awesome choreographies... you also have to be funny, know how to cook, finish your college degree and pursue masters, be good with pets, have a nice ass and bulging muscles, gotta look good in dresses too, be innocent, be pervy, be a gentleman, know how to play Starcraft, master the art of taking selcas, be creative, friendly, supportive, kind, adorable, flexible.... that's it for you buddy, isn't it? Might as well call it quits
As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.
You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.
You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should.
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it