May 2013
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
Be Calm: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei:... →
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
…
thecapn:
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Pizza
pizza pizza pizza
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
definitelyafangirl:
patruelesfratresomnes:
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:
mrloopysquirrel:
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
fuck
yourbadgrrl:
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
!
kayleekhemical:
girl-in-the-band25:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
loreleielizabeth:
adventuresofmoosehead:
The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
purplesneakerprincess:
dragonlordoferebor:
booksandcatslover:
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
I AM NO MAN
I AM NO MAN
MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM
This has way too few notes. WTF my awesome female LOTR fen? Represent!
theatomicboom:
DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT
clara-oswald:
friendly reminder that the doctor told clara to hold onto the leaf and it would take her home and it leads her to the doctor so basically he is her home
“But here’s the thing. Never mind us blundering fools, check out the fans. Two...”
– Steven Moffat: how fans saved the Doctor Who finale | Television & radio | guardian.co.uk (via doctorwho)
I love this fandom
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
miinikui:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
.
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
“How does someone right-handed left click?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
musermatt:
superkim111:
no-the-fandoms-protested:
musermatt:
iamthepizzaslut:
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
Ship them
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.
Their...
juilan:
mormondad:
pallbearers:
francieum:
laughoutloudrightnow:
bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
http://www.download-friends.com/
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post
