January 2012
“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.”
—Edgar Allan Poe (via tinge-of-tardis)
Baby, Don't Look Back, You're All Alone...: The Raven - by Edgar Allan Poe →
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`’Tis some visitor,’ I…
i wish i could read in the shower. someone should invent water-proof books.
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Hippy Hippy Shake
The Beatles
Song of the Day
Hippy Hippy Shake - The Beatles, live at the BBC
Put one in my ask box!
- 1. had sex?
- 2. bought condoms?
- 3. gotten pregnant?
- 4. failed a class?
- 5. kissed a boy?
- 6. kissed a girl?
- 7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
- 8. had a job?
- 9. slipped on ice?
- 10. missed the school bus?
- 11. left the house without my wallet?
- 12. bullied someone on the internet?
- 13. sexted?
- 14. had sex in public?
- 15. played on a sports team?
- 16. smoked weed?
- 17. smoked cigarettes?
- 18. smoked a cigar?
- 19. drank alcohol? .
- 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
- 21. been overweight?
- 22. been underweight?
- 23. had an eating disorder?
- 24. been to a wedding?
- 25. made fun of someone for being fat?
- 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
- 28. been late for work?
- 29. been late for school?
- 30. kissed in the rain?
- 31. showered with someone else?
- 32. failed my drivers test?
- 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
- 34. been outside my home country?
- 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
- 36. had lice?
- 37. gotten my heart broken?
- 38. had a credit card?
- 39. been to a professional sports game?
- 40. broken a bone?
- 41. been unhappy about my weight?
- 42. won a trophy?
- 43. cut myself?
- 44. had an STD?
- 45. got engaged?
- 46. been on a diet?
- 47. tried out to be on a tv show?
- 48. rode in a taxi?
- 49. been to prom?
- 50. played a drinking game?
- 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
- 52. been to a concert?
- 53. had a three-some?
- 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 55. been in a car accident?
- 56. had braces?
- 57. learned another language?
- 58. killed an animal?
- 59. been at a yard sale?
- 60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
- 61. wore make up?
- 62. talked to someone via webcam?
- 63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
- 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
- 65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
- 66. snuck out of the house?
- 67. bought porn?
- 68. had a virus on my computer?
- 69. had oral sex?
- 70. dyed my hair?
- 71. gone skinny dipping?
- 72. graduated from college?
- 73. wore someone else’s clothes?
- 74. voted in a presidential election?
- 75. rode in an ambulance?
- 76. rode in a helicopter?
- 77. caught the stove on fire?
- 78. got in a verbal fight?
- 79. met someone famous?
- 80. been on vacation?
- 82. been on a boat?
- 81. been on an airplane?
- 83. broken something expensive?
- 84. had surgery?
- 85. kissed someone before I was 14?
- 86. beat a video game?
- 87. found something valuable on the ground?
- 88. made a survey?
- 89. stalked someone on a social network?
- 90. prank called someone?
- 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
- 91. been to a library outside of school?
- 93. cut my hair and hated it?
- 94. peed outside?
- 95. went fishing?
- 96. helped with charity?
- 97. taken a pregnancy test?
- 98. been rejected by a crush?
- 99. been suspended from school?
- 100.broken a mirror?
- GO NOW GO GO GO c:
“Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies.”
—George Carlin (via retro2go)
I almost feel bad for laughing so hard at this.
